the-absolute-funniest-posts:

lolsofunny:
(lol here!)
docgelegentlich:

snowybean1234:

turntechgoddamnit:

toastradamus:

pizzaforpresident:

WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD

POWER TO MAIN THRUSTERS
ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO

TURBO SHIT

BUT HE’S STILL WEARING HIS PANTS

pants aren’t an issue when you’re QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION


Sometimes Tumblr is just perfect.

sometimes i look at my blog and just

image

(Source: a-whitegirl-just)

excuse me but since when did music become this big competition about taste and stuff why can’t we just listen to what we want to if you like bieber go listen to him if you like led zeppelin go ahead listen to them if you like my chem go ahead listen to them fuck if you like sex sounds made by whales go ahead listen to it music is supposed to be fun

eridans-plush-rump:

tomatogami:

eridans-plush-rump:

fandoms-are-not-sins:

the-dancing-batter:

OKAY I WAS MAKING A GIF RESPONSE THE OTHER NIGHT AND RIGHT AS I CLICKED START MY MOM YELLED “ITS TIME FOR DINNER” AND I JUST CASUALLY MADE MY WAY UPSTAIRS AND THIS HAPPENED

This is horrifying

SOMEONE PLEASE REVERSE THIS


your wish is my command

go ODBY E

Today I fell in love with your hand, your veins, the curves it makes when it reaches your nails. I fell in love with how you move your fingers, and how your big round puppy eyes, with that always lost look, try to watch every move. I fell in love with every part of your face, and your outstanding ears, which make you even more genuine than you really are. I love the wave on the back of your nose. Your thin, red lips, wet because you love to play around with your tongue, which is extremely intriguing with such a face like yours. I also fell in love with the way your loose shirt hangs down on your shoulders, and the unsteady way you lift your legs when you walk. I love how you sometimes have these over thinking moments, and you’re a bit nervous, and you rub your hands on your thighs not knowing how fascinated I am with you. I love that slight, half-smirk smile in the corner of your lips, with eyes full of pride and excitement when you succeed in something. I seek for your attention, hoping that when your eyes wander around the room, they may stick on me and you think about me, or just see me. At least, then, I’m in your mind … the most beautiful place. Silly of me that I hope that you just maybe could notice things like I do about you, on me. Just maybe you’re falling for someone so deep that you know you can never get up, or even want to.

Elay Neal Moses  (via nurrealistisch)

(Source: coachela)

hunters-of-gallifrey:

worcaholics:

judgementdays:

why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe

Yeah like where did it come from where did it go

did you just

norsecest:

if i call you dude and you reply “i’m a girl” i will literally back flip out of the internet 

(Source: helwolf)